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Joke of the Day
"I'm not your GameBoy, quit pushing my buttons"
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"I like my sex how I like my endoplasmic reticulum... Rough"
"[laying in bed] wife: Did you remember to find a stud before you hung the TV up? me: Yes *sound of TV crashing to the floor* me: No"
"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to tournaments Just in case they get a hole in one."
"Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C'mon man, don't leave me hanging."
"I could tell you some great jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."
"What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion."
"Socialism jokes are only funny... ...if everybody gets them."
"What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy? I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"It's time for my wife's 12 week sonogram! I can't wait to see what we'll have! A son or an abortion"