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Joke of the Day
"Pickup line: Hey girl, did I take a loan from you? Because my interest in you keeps growing."
Next Joke
"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."
"I've never sent out a pic of my penis. I believe that is a sacred thing shared between a man and another man pretending to be a woman."
"A Dad picks his son up from school Dad: what did you learn at school today, son? Son: apparently not enough, I have to go back tomorrow."
"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? Well, its making headlines."
"TIL Condoms have serial numbers.. ..but I've never rolled one down far enough to find out.."
"American: I was just at a shotgun wedding Me: How far pregnant was the bride? American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant"
"Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister? 3-year-old: Babies are jerks."
"So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?"
"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."