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Joke of the Day

"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."

"[Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!"

"How much credibility is there in that whole ""you can punch yourself handsome"" theory? Asking for a friend."

"Why are there so many female archeologists? Because women love digging up the past."

"How to tell if an orange likes to party Just Invitamin-C."

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."

"How do you keep someone in suspense?"

"Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number."

"Did you hear about the elephant that orgasmed? It was all over town."

"Chuck Norris' feet accounted for more damage in 2005 than both the war in Iraq and Hurricane Katrina."