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Joke of the Day
"If you don't order beef for dinner... That's a missed steak."
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"Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!! Maby a cross-post to math is in order."
"Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O."
"Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, ""Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"""
"What's the difference between light beer and having sex in a boat? Nothing. They're both fucking near water."
"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast."
"I wanted to get a tan... So I bought a calculator."
"I once knew a guy named Rob. I once new a guy named Rob, for a dollar he would suck on your knob. For a half dollar more, you could get the whole score And he would eat it like it was his job"
"I invented a new word the other day. Plagiarism."
"What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their biggest hit was the wall."