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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? Well, its making headlines."
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"I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first"
"What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir."
"Have you heard of the new fishing net technology that is 300% more effective? cod damn it"
"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the Flinstones but Abu Dhabi do"
"why couldn't the imperial guard sniff out the money trail in skyrim? because of a deviated septim"
"Never ever stop pushing yourself. They say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Go beyond it and create history."
"Why don't ghosts like rainy days? Because it dampens their souls!!!!"
"Why do businesses move to India? Because they worship prophets!"
"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day Even the cake was in tiers."