133677

Joke of the Day

"So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?"

"What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber? Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up"

"It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or No"" she replied."

"A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."

"Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!"

"Well this should spice things up. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."

"My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives? It's fresh ground."

"Some people go to church on Sunday mornings. I just grabbed snacks and crawled back in bed to watch porn and read tweets."

"What do you call a black man on the moon?... A problem. 2 black men on the moon? A bigger problem. All the black men on the moon? Problem solved!"

"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"