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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business? He got too attached to his work."
Next Joke
"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."
"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact."
"How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill"
"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."
"Why did the nigger walks into a bar? Because the cell doors was still locked"
"What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow? Mufasa."
"People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer."
"One out of five dentists has the courage to speak their own mind"
"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"