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Joke of the Day

"One out of five dentists has the courage to speak their own mind"

"What's the difference between an outlaw, and an inlaw? Outlaws are wanted."

"For every player who credits God for the win, a player from the opposing team can logically blame God for the loss."

"The thought of having my own kids is scary because anyone who's half me and half someone dumb enough to have sex with me is doomed"

"Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."

"How to rid yourself of geeks [**star wars spoilers**] thats how"

"What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke? (Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!! :0"

"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."

"New rule: You're not allowed to be condescending unless you can spell it."

"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"