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Joke of the Day

"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"

"People call me ugly until they see my wallet Then they call me poor"

"I dig You dig He digs She digs We dig They dig I know it's not a good poem but trust me, it's deep."

"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."

"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"

"What did one pile of burning wood say to the other? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

"Mother nature needs to learn how to keep it in her plants Said everyone with allergies"

"I was going to tell you guys a joke about my poop but.... It's too corny"

"Jake Butt wins tight end of the year http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2015/12/michigans_jake_butt_wins_big_t.html"

"Which programming language got a sex change? Fortranny"