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Joke of the Day
"How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill"
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"Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward Cuz that's how I roll.."
"How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!"
"I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives."
"Son, that bear is more afraid of you than you are of ... oh wow, that bear is being really brave right now."
"""What's your greatest strength?"" Shadow puppetry ""Seriously?"" [interviewer presses intercom button] ""Pat, please bring a flashlight in here"""
"I feel bad for all of the couples who got married in Vegas last week But at least their love will burn with a firey passion..."
"I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch"
"Hey baby, Heaven must be missing an angle because you're kindacute."
"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""