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Joke of the Day
"Why did the nigger walks into a bar? Because the cell doors was still locked"
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"This hot girl asked me to recommend some music so i said Pink Floyd, she said ""I didn't know Pink used her last name as well"" Now she's dead"
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"I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck. The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise."
"*wife wonders where I am* *hears every musical snowman in the store start singing* *knows where I am*"