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Joke of the Day

"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"

"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. #1PUN"

"What do you call a police officer's favorite metal? Copper"

"""So did you hear Bruce Willis passed away?"" ""Really? How?"" ""Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis."" ""That's terrible!"" ""Well, he always wanted to Die Hard."""

"My local HBCU started a new Graduate Degree Program If you do 4 years in the field for your Master's, they let you work in the kitchen."

"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"

"racist joke, any better? What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks, they both get Laid by mexicans"

"I have a time machine for sale. If interested, call me two weeks ago."

"If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !"

"Camo Elephants Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red? A: To hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: Giraffes eating cherries."