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Joke of the Day

"My local HBCU started a new Graduate Degree Program If you do 4 years in the field for your Master's, they let you work in the kitchen."

"I typed ""married"" but it was auto-corrected to ""martyred"". Damn,smartphone has gained intelligence."

"My apartment looks like a Sims house before you figure out the cheat code for unlimited money."

"""A gripping tale of love and survival..."" is how one reviewer described me tumbling down the stairs while trying to retrieve a stray M&M."

"Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda"

"Jesus wasn't just fit.... He was crossfit."

"I went to a zoo the other day, all they had was a dog... It was a shihtzu. Thanks to Drinking Buddy from Fallout 4 for this knee-slapper."

"*breaks glass* *pulls fire alarm* [outside] Great, now that you're all here, I want to correct this impression in the office that I'm weird."

"I can't wait until Twitter gives you the option to block yourself. I say some real dumb shit on here and I shouldn't have to deal with it."

"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"