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Joke of the Day

"""So did you hear Bruce Willis passed away?"" ""Really? How?"" ""Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis."" ""That's terrible!"" ""Well, he always wanted to Die Hard."""

"If Pulp Fiction has taught us anything it's that we're better off not knowing if there's more shit down in the basement of any pawn shop."

"My mom bought a new vacuum, she says it really sucks."

"What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle? Attire."

"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"

"Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him ""Elvis the pelvis""? Because he had a brother named Enos."

"When I was a child, I was raped by a group of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."

"Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... And now we wait."

"I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who's had significant head trauma."

"Why are men afraid of the world? They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in."