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Joke of the Day

"Camo Elephants Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red? A: To hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: Giraffes eating cherries."

"I need a girl that appreciates the little things. So when I take my pants off she will be excited."

"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"

"I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today. We have 245 tiles."

"Hillary Clinton logs onto her email server [deleted]"

"How do you make holy water? Fill a pot with water and boil the hell out of it."

"What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear "

"Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders."

"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."

"The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal. (Mat Ewins)"