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Joke of the Day

"Camo Elephants Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red? A: To hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: Giraffes eating cherries."

"Types of people There are two types of people. People wh don't finish what they start and..."

"Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them"

"Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it."

"Get redditors to read your post with this one weird trick, moderators hate it!"

"I started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a few years ago Since then my muggings have been much more successful."

"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."

"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."

"Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really f**king good at it."

"Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."