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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. #1PUN"
Next Joke
"Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law."
"nothing sucks more than someone ignoring your texts i mean maybe like getting stabbed to death but that's not much worse"
"What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone."
"Him: I'm heading to the gym Me: I'm heading to the fridge"
"Calling Sony comments""racially insensitive remarks"" instead of ""racist""? U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae."
"I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house. Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity."
"Humor: the only thing I like dry."
"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""