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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a police officer's favorite metal? Copper"

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me Than a frontal lobotomy."

"What do the french call 4/20? 80"

"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"

"The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out."

"Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? They ended up at the crowbar."

"MISSING HER SHE SAID SHE DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN I WON 300,00 DOLLARS AND NOW SHE WANTS ME......I GAVE HER A DOLLAR AND TOLD HER WENDY'S IS OPEN.....LOL"

"I just made up a new word Derpflarp"

"How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray..."