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Joke of the Day
"Who's that one armed rockstar drummer? Oh yeah, Phil Rudd. Too soon?"
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"I speak Swedish with an Ikea accent."
"What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!"
"what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose"
"""Spelt"" is a type of wheat. ""Spelled"" is what you just did incorrectly."
"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean Dip."
"Dear America: it's called English for a reason. They invented it. It's not ""English"" spelling. It's correct spelling... This is a subtweet."
"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."
"What do you call to a dog with no legs ? NOTHING because dog isn't going to come anyways :P"
"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."