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Joke of the Day

"Women's logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No, neither have they."

"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"

"What did the black kid get on his ACT? BBQ sauce"

"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."

"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"

"Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap? B's"

"When I met my wife I knew she was a keeper She was wearing massive gloves."

"As soon as he clicked on the title he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more jokes."

"How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you."