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Joke of the Day

"Stop making fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates!"

"""Blow me."" -Soup."

"Food is like Dark Humor Not everyone gets it!"

"TIL that semantics is a contraction of ""Semite Antics"" That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist."

"Why is sonic the answer to every google search? Because he shows up the fastest."

"A magical tractor is driving down a road... and turns into a field."

"me: ""why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"" therapist: ""i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"""

"Why are piggy banks actually pigs? To keep Jews away from your money."

"Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat."

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"