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Joke of the Day
"What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate? Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!"
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"How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass."
"I like my women how I like my fracking Always wet and poisonous to my long-term health"
"This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*"
"what do you call a Cow with no legs? ground beef. what do you call a cow with three legs? lean beef. what do you call a cow with two legs? your mother."
"[notices a girl is cold] here take my pants"
"I sent my kids to public school because I didn't want them to be spoiled. Turns out I didn't want them to be educated either."
"What do you call an edited series of MILF videos? A Momtage"
"There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary It's a play on words"
"What's Beethoven doing in his grave? He's decomposing."