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Joke of the Day
"When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear."
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"Samuel L Jackson got into an argument with an Ethiopian... I heard him screaming ""Food, motherfucker! Do you eat it?"""
"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."
"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"
"Why would you ask me for directions? You just saw me walk into a closed door."
"Hello 911? ""What's your emergency?"" You work in a building? ""Yes"" Inside? ""Yes WHAT'S YOUR EM-"" So you're saying 911's an inside job?!"
"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."
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"My most pretentious joke -Knock knock Who's there? -To To who? -To *whom*"