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Joke of the Day

"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."

"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"

"My signature move is signing a piece of paper."

"Hillary Clinton's biography is a fable... ... because the main character is a bitch."

"Did you hear about the new deal on liposuction at that British clinic? each pound is now only $1.33"

"Maybe if I took my problems to the gym they'd work themselves out."

"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"

"Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?"

"I love subtraction sums so much... ...I won't let anyone take it away from me."