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Joke of the Day

"Samuel L Jackson got into an argument with an Ethiopian... I heard him screaming ""Food, motherfucker! Do you eat it?"""

"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window"

"[in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy."

"I would tell you a butter joke... But you would probably just spread it."

"At school: Slutty girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Me: I bet your knees do too. Her: what Me: what"

"well, i guess this was bound to happen. i left the pot and the kettle on the stove overnight and the pot committed a hate crime."

"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"

"What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"

"Gay pickup line Shit gurl, are you a chiropractor? Cause you straighten me out."