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Joke of the Day

"Samuel L Jackson got into an argument with an Ethiopian... I heard him screaming ""Food, motherfucker! Do you eat it?"""

"What are Germans most thankful for on the internet? Danke Memes"

"What do you call an Arabic woman being double penetrated? A sandbitch"

"On the Beauty of Nordic Women... Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful? Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones..."

"I RELATE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP BECAUSE OF THE ROMANCE AND NOT BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A DOG MOUTH"

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"

"Zombie Apocalypse has begun... Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else holding up? Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?"

"I put a message in a bottle and threw it in the Ocean. The note said ""I have Tuberculosis and I coughed in this bottle"""

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"

"Its ironic that the gay club was called ""pulse""... As 50 people didn't have one after the shooting"