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Joke of the Day
"Why would you ask me for directions? You just saw me walk into a closed door."
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"A farmer asks the scarecrow if he likes his job ""Well... this job isn't for everyone..."" the scarecrow ponders, ""but hey... it's in my jeans"""
"ARMY WIVES SUNDAYS AT 11 ON LIFETIME. IT'S NOT TV. IT'S NOT HBO. IT'S NOT FX. IT'S NOT EVEN WE. IT'S LIFETIME. WHAT, LIKE YOU'RE SO GREAT?"
"friend: have u accepted jesus christ as yr savior so u can be allowed into the kingdom of heaven? me: who all going?"
"What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym? Diddly squat"
"A politician set out to create the most jobs Crime creates lots of jobs - police, insurance, repairs, medical if its violent crime, lawyers... and so was born the criminal nature of politicians."
"How do you call a person that speaks only one language? An American"
"Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable."
"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader"
"A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car accident. Those same breasts were the cause of her husbands death in a motorboating accident."