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Joke of the Day

"Hello 911? ""What's your emergency?"" You work in a building? ""Yes"" Inside? ""Yes WHAT'S YOUR EM-"" So you're saying 911's an inside job?!"

"a jewish man told me this... Knock knock..."

"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

"What do you call a group of racist mathematicians? The K^3"

"My sister is moaning and screaming because she's sick. Good thing that her boyfriend is there to comfort her."

"""How often do you exercise?"" About 3 to 4 times a week. ""Be honest."" 2003."

"What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face."

"I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness... It came out of the green."

"What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*"