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Joke of the Day

"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."

"What do you call a Gay Dictator? A bendy ruler."

"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."

"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."

"""Millennials are so entitled!"" Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet"

"What's the main difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on"

"Screw you, targeted Facebook ad for adult diapers! *thinks about not having to pause TV or games* *orders some*"

"What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner? Sectional assualt."

"Yo mama so fat.. I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."