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Joke of the Day

"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."

"Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!"

"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all the green cards."

"Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side."

"My brother ran into my room just now and said ""Someone dumped exactly seven used condoms on my bed!"" I said: ""Huh, that's odd."""

"ok boss, i duck taped the hostage's mouth shut ""you mean duct taped, right?"" um... *cuts to hostage with live mallard stuffed in his mouth*"

"If Patrick Bateman from American Psycho had a butler, what would the butler call him? ""Master Bateman."""

"Why are Australians never late for work? Their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes."

"u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question"

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"