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Joke of the Day
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard."
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"""We will never forget."" Of course not, we're brainwashed and controlled by fear."
"I once heard from Stalin that dark humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading ?? Telling your parents you're gay."
"What kind of bees can you get milk from? Boobies!"
"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""
"Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed"
"What do you call tree porn? Entai."
"I saved a ton of money by eating all my groceries before getting to the register."
"My ex said he would die for me. All I'm saying is, it was his suggestion."