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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bees can you get milk from? Boobies!"

"Did you hear about the Italian playwright ? He bribed The Broadway League to give an award to his show ""Rigatoni""."

"Did ya hear about the guy who got his hand caught in the printing press? He's in all the papers. ...Ba-dum bum"

"79 million people are without access to drinkable water Though on the bright side, the number is decreasing!"

"It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress."

"What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict."

"I got a tattoo in the bald spot on top of my head that reads ""let go of my ears lady, I know what I'm doing"""

"It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people."

"Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table? A: ""Use the fork, Luke."""

"There are only 2 kinds of Priest: There are the ones who masturbate and Liars."