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Joke of the Day

"""We will never forget."" Of course not, we're brainwashed and controlled by fear."

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I dont know what he laced them with,but Ive been tripping all day."

"Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road? None of your f**king business."

"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"

"TIL I'm bad at posting at the right subreddit"

"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."

"A look into the mind of women..."

"So a blind man walks by a fish market... And when he walks by the market he takes a deep breathe and says... hello ladies!"

"Hey McDonalds! I bet there are a bunch of 300lb+ people that want to be in your commercials too!"

"I have a step-stool and never met my real stool"