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Joke of the Day
"Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed"
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"A seal walks into a club. The end."
"Tell my WiFi love her."
"I went to the doctors with hearing problems He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""
"I'm going to open a restaraunt called pantera bread It will be similar to panera bread, but the food we serve will be much heavier"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? *shrug* elephino."
"*Looks left* *Looks right* *Crosses road* *Gets run over by chicken*"
"What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole? Fore-play"
"Superman's Google searches: ""Strongest hero"" ""Strongest hero. Not Hulk"" ""Fastest hero"" ""Fastest hero. Not Flash"" ""Phone booth for sale"""
"Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini."