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Joke of the Day

"Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed"

"We always think the style we're in now is fine yet we always look like idiots 10 years later. How do we learn from this?"

"So I hear there is going to be a sequel to Lawrence of Arabia It's going to be called Lawrence of Two Rabias."

"The real reason Hillary Clinton stumbled A tiny plane flew into her."

"I've been happily married for four years -out of a total of 10."

"I think I'm going to adopt a kid.. Recycling is important, after all."

"7 y/o daughter: Dad, do trees poop? Me: Of course! 7 y/o: Really? Me: Why do you think they call them ""Number 2"" pencils?"

"I just deleted the same tweet twice for two different typos and now I can't tweet it again because it's already been stolen"

"I just got back from a trip to Flint I went there to experience some Heavy Metal."

"I think that pedophiles are fucking immature assholes"