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Joke of the Day
"What do you call tree porn? Entai."
Next Joke
"Him:You married? Me:Aww You think I'm that pretty? H:Ma'am just filling out your pape- M:SO I'M UGLY? H:I'll tell the therapist to hurry"
"8th Harry Potter book confirmed, you'll never believe who wrote it... J.K."
"A dating site that connects Tupperware containers with lost lids."
"What did the cannibal girl do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt."
"My girlfriend got mad and said she need some time and distance as she left the house crying... I still don't get it why she wants to calculate the velocity"
"It was obvious from the camera angle it was AMC killing it's viewers. #TWDfinale"
"*rubs magic lamp, genie appears* ""You get 2 wishes."" I wish I got 3 wishes. ""Your wish is granted."" Nice, nice. ""You have 2 left."""
"The best thing about abortion is.. The best thing about abortion is that it brings out the kid in you."
"My friend Mark called me pretentious so I slapped him with my silk handkerchief."