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Joke of the Day
"Biology Joke When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? Photosympathize"
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"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""
"Sorry, my dog ate your text message."
"Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn"
"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."
"I am as a wake as a funeral."
"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"
"Always trust your dog's first impression of someone."
"wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill... :D"
"Money can't buy you happiness. But I'd rather be unhappy in a Bentley."