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Joke of the Day
"Always trust your dog's first impression of someone."
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"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire."
"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"