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Joke of the Day
"Sorry, my dog ate your text message."
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"Do you have oxygen and potassium? Because you seem OK. I'm not sorry"
"What does a fastidious female call a condom? Goo-be-gone"
"Ayy, lets get the denk jokes up in here. ONLY THE DANKEST OF THE DANK (this is my first post)"
"#WorstChristmasGiftEver Soap On A Rope from Jerry Sandusky"
"I ate a tomato slice off the carpet. And some lettuce. And some bleu cheese bits. And mushrooms. I'm saying I dropped my salad on the floor."
"[using ouija board] R2...L2....L1....R2...LEFT...DOWN... ""what the hell?"" [everyone is suddenly carrying like 8 different guns]"
"What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason? A Freudian slip."
"I married way too young She was chinese."
"Donald Trump has all the materials he needs to build that wall When he was elected millions of Democrats shit a brick"