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Joke of the Day
"Sorry, my dog ate your text message."
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"Addicted Say ""addicted"" after everything I say. What is someone who takes drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night?"
"Only in Canada during a winter storm will you see kids playing road hockey."
"I was at the bank earlier and an elderly lady asked me to check her balance for her I still don't understand why she was mad when I pushed her over"
"*makes plans with someone* (30 seconds later) what have I done"
"Which dinosaur was the hardest to find? ...the Steganosaurus! And do you know why? ...because it was encryptid!"
"What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv."
"Children are like farts... ...You can only tolerate your owns"
"Why are art contests so disappointing? They always end in a draw"
"Guess which Wraith is a homosexual It's the flaming one"