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Joke of the Day

"Yes, autocorrect, that's right. I hate that stupid ditch"

"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"

"Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss."

"What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster? His upper lip."

"Why can't you trust a snowman? Because they're all a bunch of flakes"

"What's do you get when you mix a zebra and a donkey? I am not sure but I think it will come out a bit zonkey"

"Double standards are amazing. If I take my top off I'm called a ""poser"". But if a women does it, suddenly I'm not allowed to masturbate?"

"There was a kidnapping at school! It's ok though, he woke up."

"You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet."

"I like playing with my dog when I'm high. Because I don't have one when I'm sober."