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Joke of the Day

"Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss."

"a man goes to a crowded church walks up to the only available seat and says ""is this seat *SAVED*?"

"News of Whitney Houston's death traveled with such speed. When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She really made a hash of things though."

"You know what they say about location in real estate? Not much but they say it three times."

"You're never too old to learn stupid shit."

"I'm an atheist but if lightning struck Trump during his victory speech I'd become a monk."

"What was the vegan rock band's first hit? Lettuce turnip the beet!"

"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol one sec"

"Did you guys read about the fence that got knocked over this morning? Dont worry, it'll probably be reposted before the weekend is up."

"(1st day in heaven) Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF"