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Joke of the Day

"What's do you get when you mix a zebra and a donkey? I am not sure but I think it will come out a bit zonkey"

"Hello everyone. How are we? ...was the capital of Wodesia"

"If you open a door for me, I will lick you. Sometimes it's awkward."

"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""

"What do you call a short psychic who got away with murder? A small medium at large"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think it's the r.... But it's really the c "

"If I ever got into the plastic surgery business I would call my company ""Breast Buy""."

"What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"

"Married foreplay is just five minutes of confusion about whether your spouse is using a suggestive euphemism or asking you to do a chore."

"If you're gonna write a 300 word Instagram description for your photo, go ahead & throw a murder confession in there. Nobody will ever know."