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Joke of the Day
"I like playing with my dog when I'm high. Because I don't have one when I'm sober."
Next Joke
"HER: You promised me you were over your Bruce Willis obsession. ME: Sorry. Old habits die hard with a vengeance."
"China has a new mid-range rocket called the 'Dong Feng'... ...there is another rocket under development called the 'Pon.'"
"Sometimes a person is completely out of the picture but you just can't let go of the frame."
"Why did the calendar give up on life? Because he felt his days were numbered."
"Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead."
"Wearing sunglasses makes you look (_) *Shady.*"
"Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?"
"How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good? Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies"
"""WATERMELON"" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. ""ILLUMINATI"" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI."