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Joke of the Day
"Guys, I lost my baby teeth"
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"Every time I use hand sanitizer I wonder about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn't killed. What the hell kind of scary shit is that?"
"I was at the theatre seeing a tragedy and the man behind me started wailing. I got hit in the head with a harpoon."
"Confucius say.. Man who farts in church, sits in own pew."
"a useful hat is also a handicap"
"Why dont arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day The camels would get to tired"
"4yo: Raise your hand if you are young Me: *raises hand 4yo: No, daddy, not you."
"a man (almost) worked at google A man went for a job interview at google. When he got the job, he got up and shouted ""YAHOO!"" the man was fired immediately."
"Life's like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people."
"I was tailgating a slow driver earlier. He brake checked, flipped me off, and when that didn't work he turned his police lights on. Jerk."