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Joke of the Day

"a man (almost) worked at google A man went for a job interview at google. When he got the job, he got up and shouted ""YAHOO!"" the man was fired immediately."

"When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom ""Are these my brains?"".""Not yet,"" she replied"

"What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik."

"How does every racist joke begin? With a quick look around the room."

"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?"

"Polishing my shoes I was walking downtown when I saw a black man carrying a tv set, and it looked just like mine. So I ran back home and to my relief mine was still there polishing my shoes."

"Did you hear about the Polish assassin that blew up cars for a living? He burns his lips on the tail pipes."

"I once had a bad meal at a German restaurant. It was guten-free."

"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"