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Joke of the Day

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common Both get to smell the goods, but not eat them"

"When someone texts you ""hahahahaha!!"" instead of ""haha"" or ""lol"", you know you've done well."

"What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel? That's a moray!"

"What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road? 'Let's be avenue.'"

"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"

"What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)."

"What causes German Earthquakes? Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out"

"Remember when? Remember when the worst thing about Volkswagen was that they made cars for Hitler?"

"What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night? Patty-O`Furniture"

"Who was the only president that was not guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."