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Joke of the Day
"Life's like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people."
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"Me: Every beautiful girl has an ugly friend Girl: That's why my friend is ugly Me: I see. You are just a pair of ugly girls"
"I don't trust Sperm Banks, so naturally I keep my semen hidden in my mattress."
"What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe? White vans"
"Newspapers are missing the obvious headline for Target's Canadian stores closing down... TARGET MISSES THE MARK"
"COMPUTER: HINT: name of best friend ME: Jen C: Jen sounds nice M: Wh-what? C: Is Jen single? M: Uh... C: Answer the question. Is Jen single?"
"TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them. The course is called Mike Rowe Economics."
"Critics of Islam are advocating the use of pages of the Quran as toilet paper which brings into question ones own wisdom for whipping ones arse with bullshit."
"What do homeless people get for Christmas? Hypothermia."
"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."