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Joke of the Day

"Why dont arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day The camels would get to tired"

"1.What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!"

"How about a restaurant where the minute you walk in you lose cell service and your camera app is disabled we'll call it ""ENJOY YOUR LIVES"""

"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."

"Put the spoiled milk back in the fridge and hope it gets better. - What I think when I hear someone is getting back together with an ex."

"I'll never forget the first time I had sex That's because I kept the receipt!"

"a disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes"

"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."

"Who was King Arthur's knight who built the round table? Sir Cumfrence"

"Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met. Girl: You just wanna f*ck me. Boy: Wow and smart to."