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Joke of the Day

"I was burgled last night, someone stole all my documents. I was de-filed."

"I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road."

"You've been warned TO WHOEVER STOLE MY BROKEN BATHROOM SCALE. YOU WON'T GET A WEIGH WITH THIS!"

"Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1."

"I went to a Mechanic when my car started making these awful noises but it just turned out to be Nickelback playing on the radio."

"She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her."

"EMT: [opens my shirt revealing bread covering my nipples] You faked cardiac arrest for this? Me: Just say clear and make my grilled cheese."

"If apple made a car... Would it have windows?"

"As I was finishing a round of golf during a lightning storm, I was suddenly struck ...by how peaceful my game was with no one else on the course. I should do this more often!"

"What should you wear when drinking tea? A tea-shirt."