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Joke of the Day
"You've been warned TO WHOEVER STOLE MY BROKEN BATHROOM SCALE. YOU WON'T GET A WEIGH WITH THIS!"
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"how do you get over the heartache of an ex whose cat ur never gonna see again?"
"What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton"
"Child twister: ""I can't tear up that farmhouse, Dad"" Dad twister: ""Come on son we're Kansas tornadoes, not Kan'tsas tornadoesn'ts"""
"What instrument do you play Beside blowing dick?"
"whenevre macklemore says ""im gonna pop some tags"" i jus pictur him sittimg in his basement, silently taggimg himself in photos on facebook"
"Genius move, Romeo & Juliet, for killing yourselves instead of getting married and spending the rest your lives wanting to kill each other."
"69 is the kamikaze of oral sex .. If I'm going down you're coming with me."
"How do you piss off Reddit? [deleted]"
"I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their c**ktails while they're trying to catch her."