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Joke of the Day
"What should you wear when drinking tea? A tea-shirt."
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"Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out."
"A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier ""Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"""
"What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA? The former has a cunning array of stunts"
"I'm getting tired of all these Nepal jokes. Come on guys, shake things up."
"My wife said i was being immature, so i told her to get the fuck out of my fort."
"When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck."
"With women it's not about how much money you make, what you drive or where you live at... LOL Who am I kidding, even the homeless women go after the homeless guys with the most stuff.."
"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him"
"sitting is bad for u, but the standing desk is all wrong. i present to u... *unveils computer hanging from ceiling with a bed underneath it*"