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Joke of the Day

"Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1."

"What is the difference between Hitler and a car? A car can finish a race"

"[in bed] Her: Easy, cowboy. I'm not having unprotected sex. Me: No worries! Her: Where are you going? Me: To lock the front door. Her: ..."

"I saw on a Viagra bottle ""Keep away from Children"" What kind of a man do they think I am?"

"""Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?"" ""No, actually. How'd it happen?"" ""I dunno, but I hear that it happened at around the same time her husband died."""

"Whats the difference between a black person and a pizza. A pizza can feed a family of 4"

"What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower"

"Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal. Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven."

"I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris... But it turns out that idea was already taken"

"The three rules about procrastination. 1. 2."