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Joke of the Day
"She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her."
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"Where do mathematicians go to gamble? Sine city"
"There's a fine line between confidence and delusion and I ride that shit like a bear on a unicycle."
"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""
"What did the collage artist say to her assistant? Looks like I got my work cut out for me."
"Gang of three hijack truckload of Viagra. Police are looking for three hardened criminals."
"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."
"How did the knight know that his armor was made in China? He found a chink in it."
"Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva"
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."