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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up? A Dell."

"A dog peed on my bike today. Of course I did not put up with that. I peed all over it immediately."

"How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big."

"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."

"I may not be smart and I may not be skinny and I may not be tan and I may not be cheerful and I may not be tall and I may not be sober and I"

"I would tell a funny science joke... but all the good ones Argon."

"What would the headline read if an average redditor were killed by a venemous spider bite? Brown Recluse Kills White Recluse"

"can U answer this? If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think: (a) You need more time together, (b) She's a prude, or (c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?"

"What's the difference between Paul walker and my PC? I give a shit when my PC crashes."

"What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? ""Aye, there's the wub"""